I'm astounded how people from all over the world are reading these funny questions of life. It just proves that no matter where you come from, no matter what you do, no matter who you are, there's always time to goof off. So keep on reading and get ready for: Funny Questions About Life - Part 4!
Confusing Questions - Group 1
If there's a speed of light and a speed of sound, why not a speed of smell?
Why are those toy hippopotamus always blue when hippos really gray or brown?
How can they crown a Miss Universe when earth is the only planet represented?
How old do you really have to be have died of old age?
Why do guys wear their baseball caps backwards? Are they trying to cover their necks?
Quirky Questions of Life - Group 2
If you're hungry and you're aware that there's nothing in the fridge, why do you keep going back and opening the darn door?
Does the word "vice-versa" confuse dyslexics?
Is there another word for "thesaurus"?
Why does every business's phone message start off with, "This call may be recorded for quality purposes" when the quality never, ever improves?
Why do Chinese restaurants supply you with forks and spoons, but no knives?
Cantankerous Questions of Life - Group 3
Why are the express checkout lanes in grocery stores always manned by the slowest
They always say, "four out of five doctors recommend" a certain product, so who is that fifth stubborn doctor?
Who was the first person to crack open and oyster and say, "I think I'll eat this!"?
If you use a steam iron on the permanent press setting, can you throw the iron away?
Why do they talk about color weather radar on the radio?
When you guy walks by wearing pants that are almost to his ankles, is he wearing pants that are too short or shorts that are too long?
Kooky Questions of Life - Group 4
How come the person who pulls out in front of you on the road is always the person who drives the slowest?
Why do women curl their eyelashes? Do people really compliment them on their curliness?
Why do people order a piece of turtle cheesecake along with a diet Coke?
If a man says something in the Forrest and there's no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
Why do they always try to make pet food in commercials look appealing to humans?
Why do people wear socks with sandals? Do these people also wear pants under their shorts?
Capricious Questions - Group 5
Why does the roadway lane you change into always end up being the slowest lane?
And who is the first car in line that's causing everyone to slow down?
Why do some people wash their dishes before putting them in the dishwasher?
When someone discovers the other person they are speaking to doesn't understand
their language, why do they start talking louder and slower?
So, have I finally discovered every single funny question? Is this the final installment?Are there no more questions left to wonder and plunder? Calm down Sparky, of course there's more. So feel free to browse, reminisce, and go back through Parts 1 thru 3 and when I'm feeling curious (bored), I'll post more funny questions of life!